YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM

EVERYTHING

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fuckingforpleasure:

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#a photoset describing my entire life

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wanktissue:

my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

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If you push a boy away

He’s not gonna come after you. He’s going to find a girl that “appreciates” him. If you act all damaged, he’s going to find a “normal” girl. If you move away from him, he isn’t going to grab you, hug you tight and make you kiss him. He’s going to think you’re not into him. This isn’t a movie. That stuff doesn’t happen in real life. Learn how to deal with boys in reality before they find another girl who will.

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Friend: Lol remember when you liked-
Me: THAT WAS A DARK TIME ALRIGHT